Every time I lose weight, I find it again in the refrigerator. The guy goes over to a table where his friends are seating and collects a bunch of money from them. The bartender asks, "Why are you laughing?
GK : So a pig walks into a bar and orders 15 beers and drinks them. The bartender asks, "Would you like to know where the bathroom is? SS : They stand around drinking for hours until finally the giraffe passes out on the floor and the guy pays the tab and gets up to leave.
Why did the elephant go in the mens room? He wanted some nuts When does Denzel Washington have to hang out with Rugrats? Potty Training Day.
There's a scene where his character groggily heads to the bathroom one morning, aims at the toilet, and pisses on the right wall at shoulder height. He yells to the female lead, "Can you tell me why I'm pissing like I was having sex all night? Only way to piss with morning wood is to assume the flying superman position over the toilet.
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A guy walks into a bar. He sits down at the end of the bar, next to another guy, who was the only patron in the bar when he walked in. He talks to him for about 5 minutes then moves to the other end of the bar.
The IRS came to this mans house one day and told him to come in the next morning to talk about all the money thats been coming in and out of his bank account. So the man though maybe I need to get a lawyer. The agent says you gamble with that much money.
Bar Jokes Driving While Intoxicated It seems the gentleman had over-imbibed at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn't walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before an accident in the opposite lane took his attention to more important matters. The inebriated driver, figuring that the trooper wasn't coming back to him, drove home and went to bed.