Two midgets walk into a mini-bar. Q: What do midgets look forward to in life? Friend: I wasn't that drunk Me: Dude! Just played miniature golf with a midget A: You just have to be a little patient. A: Ne don't gro Q: Why can't Midgets rob a gas station?
Bonnie. Age: 28.
The local authorities frowned on her because they thought that fortune telling was fraudulent.
Alannah. Age: 32.
Q: What do you get if you cross a gay midget with Dracula? Q: What does a zombie call a midget with a bike? Q: Why are most midgets good guys?